auntiebodhi

Mother: "What the heck is this squalling, hairy little monkey on our doorstep?" Father: "I saw some strange lights in the sky last night..." Mother: "so what so we do with it?" Father: "We could keep it, call it our daughter, raise it with our own parochial attitudes and hope she develops super-powers..." Mother: "Superpowers? Why?" Father: "It's about the only way she'll get out of here short of being gay, creative or intelligent..." I got out- I'll let you wonder how. >:)